+1 for the Yota...
I'm new myself and don't know much about Samurais or mechanics for that matter -- but I do know about practical and functional decision making and when you take into account your wants the Samurai does not fit the bill. There are numerous other vehicles that are tow ready and sand friendly that will do just fine -- such as a Yota and the curse word on this forum...aJeep.
The Samurai is a hobby in itself especially when you consider an engine swap and other cool mods that one can do... if jet skiing around remote locations is your hobby then the Samurai and VW swap will just take away from it...and your money.... And if you have a
in the car -- she'll want a better AC and a more comfortable ride.
For me the Samurai has turned into an endless pursuit of troubleshooting and a 5 day ship time in receiving parts from the West Coast folks. but it's my hobby so I'm cool with the tinkering around.... give ya an example...I broke my transmission shifter locating bolt last night trying to install a bushing or whatever its called...so now it's parked for 8 days until the part arrives because my local Autozone doesn't carry it...so no -- my samurai will not pull your jetski up a hill right now..LOL