Victory is mine! The o2 sensor socket ended up being worthless for this...but I'm not sure whether to blame it on the socket or the fact that I beleive this was the original sensor still...after 10 Michigan road salt winters and over 150,000 miles.
The sensor socket was actually expanding and sliding around the sides of the o2 sensor's nut.
I ended up having to break out the sawzall, cut the thing in two, and then use a regular 7/8" impact socket on it. With a 3' long cheater bar on my ratchet it came out aft a lot of very short turns...
...4" of honest handle turning, click, 4", click, 4", click, 4", click, 4", click, etc...
Runs a bit better and I'll run the codes tomorrow to see if the front O2 sensor code went away.
To celibrate I went wheeling for 20 minutes or so and checked out an area near my house that I just found...
God, I love these things.