On Friday I was at one of the major malls to do some post holiday shopping with my girlfriend.  The place was friggin PACKED with people and the parking lot was over loaded.  The traffic to both get in and out of the mall was bumper to bumper, it was crazy!  Now usually I don't go to those kinds of malls, where mostley the rich and trendy like to shop and don't mind buying grossly over priced items, but my girlfriend had some gift certificates and two of the stores she wanted to go to were side by side so we can get what we came for and get out.  On the way out, we got into the Sidekick and preceded to try and get into the mix to get out.  There was this old hag in her car in front of us who was just sitting there.  I guess she was going to wait until someone was going to wave her in.  We sat there minute after minute until after a while I knew no one was going to wave her in.  So I decided to go around her and force my way in, (I do this tactic a lot in heavy busy traffic areas because my time is valuable and I don't have time for people who can't drive!)

She sees me pass her, trying to get in and starts beeping her horn.  My girlfriend and I start laughing.  She pulls up to us and then starts to roll down her window.  I told my girlfriend to keep the window shut and ignore her.  I hear her say something to the effect of, "What do you think your doing?! Get back in line!"  We just laugh and ignore her.... and then she says it... "Yeah, you think your so great in that Suzuki of yours..."  That did it...the old bag was driving an 88 or 89 Honda Accord rusting to hell and she had the nerve to bash my ride?  I told my girlfriend to roll down the window, which she did and I say to the old goat, "Hey Grandma, if I were to wait until you made the turn I'd be as old as you are by the time we got out of here!!" She had no response and then forces her way into traffic and I follow closely behind and off we went....

I've had my ride bashed before and usually from people with older, crappier looking cars...or people with luxury cars who don't how to drive them and I teach them a thing or two about driving the streets!! I just smile as they go off barking... LOL

I think people should be allowed to carry guns, and in situations like yours where someone is a pain in the a$$ to every other living thing, be allowed to use it!  

Have you ever played those video games on Sony Playstation called "Twisted Metal" ??

NOW THOSE ARE MODS THAT I'D KILL FOR...

I THINK THE OLD LADY SHOULD OF HAD THE GUN

this is the reason older people drive  the way they do . agressive drivers scare the crap out of them , ALSO GIVE US 4-WHEELERS A BAD NAME .  what happens if i get stuck and block the trail do you go around ,or wait ?
what about tread lightly ?  i drive for a living i know all about bad drivers . but come-on RELAX . ITS BETTER TO GET THEIR IN ONE PIECE THAN NOT AT ALL !! .


                         jAKE      p.s.  THIS POST DOES NOT

HELP ME OUT IN ANY WAY   NO INFO OF ANY SORT

RELATED TO SUZUKI'S         .THATS MY TWO CENTS$

IN FLAMES YOU TRYING TO FLAME YOURSELF . HE HE

DID IRON MAIDEN COME YET . I TOO AM A FAN ,HAVE EVERY ALBUM .   JAKE B.C. CANADA

i am 18yrs old and impatient as hell , but where I live in Colorado that old lady probably would have pulled a gun out and shot your ass. You gotta be careful these days, take your time life already moves at a pace too fast for many to follopw.

man that reminds me of my dads friend Fred.  hes 60+ but impatient as a 16 year old with a new rice rocket.  he has a 99 Eclipse with about 400+ HP and he would have done a drift around her and fliped her the bird at the same time.  I only said this to prove the point of we are not the only "crazy" drivers.  older people are f|removethispart|@*ked up to man.  and Jake chill out.  we all tell each other funny storys and stuff.  i love reading them.  can some one dig up WILDS old sammy story so Jake can read it.  i don't think he got a chance.  and please don't think that i'm bitching at you but just calm down.  lata stu

Hehe   One time there was an accident blocking the merge lane and a clear grassway just on the other side of the curb...any guesses which way I went

IMPATIENT?!?! ARE YOU NUTS?  SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE ALL GOD DAMN DAY!!!  I mean much is enough?  Plus I would have said NOTHING if she didn't have to open her trap and make some smart ass remark about SUZUKI.  

This post by the way is related to Suzuki's because I DRIVE ONE and everyone here drives one in one form or another and have all taken abuse from of varying degrees from light heart jokes to pure unadulterated bashing.

In Flames is a heavy metal band form Gothenburg Sweden who rock like hell.  I like their name so I use it.  Iron Maiden is not showing up in Toronto for Dance Of Death Tour which sucks but at least we saw them last summer during Give Me Ed 'Til I'm Dead tour.  Iron Maiden is the greatest band EVER.

Ok i'm an old guy compared to most of you(39) and i would have done the same thing or i would have opened the window and told her to get the F--K out of the way! I hate it when people think their the only ones using the road and you should wait for them just because they have all the time in the world.
I see people all the time riding the left lane at the speed limit just to be assholes and block faster traffic like their helping uphold the law.
The thing that pisses me off the MOST is when your on the freeway and some F--ker throws a lit cigarette up in the air and hits the front of your car
By the way Illinois just passed a law making it illegal to be in the left lane when not passing or for more than half mile.