Dude, get a drain pan, a recycling bottle (a $5, wide-mouth reusable walmart one makes it easy), a roll of paper towels, a socket wrench and a 17mm (i think) socket for the drain plug and just change your oil and filter yourself, the old fashioned way. You don't really even need a jack with these trucks.
If you're worried about oil spots, get some cardboard and place it under the whole front of the truck when you do it. Some aluminum foil arranged under the filter can be used to funnel drippings into the drain pan.
Dish soap will clean you up aftward.
Be sure to spread a drop of oil around the gasket of the new filter when you install it, and don't crank it down too hard (or you'll pay for it when trying to remove it next time) and you're good to go.
You're depressing me.
