Well, I couldn't take it any more! I just ordered a set of SAMURAI fender flares from Trail Tough for my Sidekick! I know, I'm going to have to get creative, but I will MAKE them fit my Kick!
Look for a write-up on it, in the near future.
I measured, and with the BFG 33 X 10.50's on the Gnewt, his 4-3/4" flares will be more than enough to cover, with room to spare - and they still won't stick out farther than the mirrors.